Ouch!

Guys. Imagine that the above picture is representing… you're right, your balls! Ouch. What the hell just happened to male sexuality lately? First it was metro-sexuality and its pack of uber-suave-looking-too-preppy-and-almost-sissified males. And now this? Hold yourself. Or shall I say hold on to your balls? Hot on the topic of “to trim or not to trim”, while doing some research on the subject, below was what I found on the net.

Introducing: Philips-Norelco Bodygroom
(code BG 2020, in stores April 2006).

The company promised these on their specs:
You can shave or trim everywhere (chest, abs, underarms, legs, groin area, back and shoulders) safely. It has different sizes of guide combs to measure the length of the furs you’d want to save. Ultra safe and easy to maintain stainless-steel blades. Included in the box is a cute docking system to charge your dependable new friend here. And hear this… they even come with a “special hanging cord: to hang the Bodygroom in the shower!” Yay.

In hearing this announcement from the company, I wasn’t sure if I shall rejoice or weep as hard as I could. It was just a big turn-off for a minority group of people (such as myself) who’d appreciate their men au-naturale, or at the least, looking manly as MEN as what God intended them to be.

Let’s face it. With the exception of some ghastly back hairs or wild bushy beards (or ingrown ear and nose hairs, eww), do women really care about other furry spots that sprout along our body? Somewhere, they even wrote about the good responses men should get from their spouses and girlfriends.

Frankly, I was really suspicious that Bodygroom was made for gay men of the universe. For you to enjoy those massive pecs without the shadings from your beau’s chest-hairs. For you to lick those naked armpits (or those baby smooth backsides) without the risk of having anything stuck in your teeth. For you who would not be satisfied with anything less than a perfect V-shaped well manicured pubes. I bet some queens were on top of the production chain in creating the product. Even the ads were somewhat made in queer-attention-grabber mode. Prepare to laugh your ass off, to strip the seemingly harmless dude in the terry cloth, just click on the pic below.









So how many of you are on their side? Do we still have any fan of the au-natural men in the house? Shall we just be thankful or dare to trust a product that prints “It can even make your d*&^ looks bigger!” on the cover of the box?